Watta Mistaka to Maka!!!

[CTCNetwork]

Hi,

Originally Posted by caveman

and if you cant take a joke...

... and a long standing one at that..

Des. . .

[GMcL]

Got any other jobs you need doing ? Respraying and the like...may as well do them and leave the paint marks on the driveway, garage floor or lawn then go down the pub and get bladdered.
You're in the doghouse, how much worse can it get ? )

I work on the might as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb methodology.

[Mike_Brace]

Originally Posted by caveman

thats why shes your ex!
when your married/co-habiting, its best to keep the peace, do anything you want but dont let swmbo know what youre doing! do not think about your plans in her presence, she will know your guilty of something! swmbo, can read minds, see in your eyes everything youre thinking, and will notice any slight change in your habits/facial expressions.
keep the peace with swmbo, she can make your life a misery without even doing anything youre aware of, she will make you feel guilty for things you havent even done! she will make you feel like death would be a welcome pleasure yet you know she would be in charge of your funeral plans.
regards
cavey

Don't forget daughters either - they are trained from the earliest age to be spies - many a time the boys would instantly change subject when there sister approached the workshop. We still never got away with even thinking about it!!!

Mike

[Hezi]

Originally Posted by jacksonb123

I'm selling my house too with people coming over to view it yet I rather stupidly decided to test how good white spirits is at removing brake dust/gunk from alloy wheels on my lawn.

Turns out that white spirits is equally as good at removing wheel gak as it is at removing live grass from a lawn & transforming the area into two perfectly round circles of mud with no signs of any life there.

After 3 weeks, nothing has grown back & I'm off to B&Q tomorrow to buy some turf which I'm then going to cut into the shape of a Virgo alloy & integrate into my stricken lawn :-)
Ben

"I didn't do it "

crop circle phenomenom ?.

Sounds very likely!

Regads

Steve

[Ben 77]

Originally Posted by Mike_Brace

Don't forget daughters either - they are trained from the earliest age to be spies - many a time the boys would instantly change subject when there sister approached the workshop. We still never got away with even thinking about it!!!

Mike

My 3 daughters grassed me up for washing my alloys in the bath,as soon as she came home from work it was 'Mum,mum,guess what dad did today?'
Little monkeys.

Ben.

[gnhuk]

Having had past experience I find single is a good state - however I have a 6 year old niece who is fully up to date with the woman's approach to males.... fortunately my brother has just gone home (taking her and her older bother with him) - the cat and I are now recovering from the trauma