daft questions and answers

[m0bzy]

Must add to that list.

Pilot; George interfearing with Sarah

Radar Tech : George tied down,Sarah safe!!

[dave r]

Originally Posted by scooter79

when i first left school i got a job in a cycle shop my boss also owned a hardware store 4 doors up I was asked to go up and cover while the girl went to the bathroom I was sitting there then this guy came in and asked me for along wait I sat there excuse me are you deaf i asked for a long wait I sat there still trying not to snigger then he started cursing and i just burst in to laughter he was not amused and walked out but due to us being the only hardware store locally he came back and asked for a left handed screw driver after 5-10 minutes he turned around and his mates where standing there laughing there heads off opened the door ask him for a bucket of blue steam


I have never laughed so hard in my life

Reminds me of when I was in the motor trade as an apprentice, I got caught for all the usual tricks.
The mechanic I used to work with used to work at the old Lagonda works in Staines, and he told this tale......
The apprentice was fed up with getting caught with all the usual gags..
Left-handed hammers
Long weights etc etc...
One day he was sent to the stores for a bucketfull of 3/8" holes.
Off he went, drew a brand new galvanized bucket from the stores, and took it down to the drill shop..........you can guess the rest.
His mechanic didn't talk to him all morning.

[Citizen.Agfa]

I was behind the bar in my pub one lunchtime when the phone (landline) rang:-

Me: "Hello, Granell Arms"

Caller: "Nick, where are you?"

I never let him live it down!!!

C.A.