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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 19:43   #11
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back on topic... i agree - a great sence of humour
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 20:46   #12
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Would love to have seen your face tanking down the motorway only to find you couldn't get above 80...roflmao


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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 22:01   #13
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Set the new C70 (finally) with the custom map for the 19T and ferrita race cat, miltec cat back, ITG filter, NGK Ir idium 8s and V-power

Made 291WHP and 429 NM torque over 5 runs (max over all runs)

Adam's final twist was to fit an 80 Mph limiter on the map - which came as a bit of a shock. Hopin for an unlimited version tomorrow. LOL

Much laughin' and pointing (at me)

Most disappointlingly is I didnt twig until I was told, (down the pub later).

Comedy Value like this must warrant Adam's reinstatement?
429nm of torque from the best run of 5? thats below what rica claim for a std 850 remap isnt it!!

Didnt your car also make 243 whp (which is 285bhp @ the crank @ 15% loss) on vt's dyno when you were running a std map @ 0.8bar? now considering the car is 240 bhp stock (thats crank bhp not whp), i find that strange.

so if you translate that, your above figure would be 291 bhp at the crank which is about right for a 19t, dp and exhuast. and also backed up i believe by the fact that saffronc70 got pretty much the same value for whp from vt that he did from crank bhp at P.E, which seems to me to say that you should take vt's dynojet values as crank not wheel horse power?
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 22:15   #14
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why are they banned?
sorry.. i don't understand. Who is banned? Is there a list of banned members?
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429nm of torque from the best run of 5? thats below what rica claim for a std 850 remap isnt it!!

Didnt your car also make 243 whp (which is 285bhp @ the crank @ 15% loss) on vt's dyno when you were running a std map @ 0.8bar? now considering the car is 240 bhp stock (thats crank bhp not whp), i find that strange.

so if you translate that, your above figure would be 291 bhp at the crank which is about right for a 19t, dp and exhuast. and also backed up i believe by the fact that saffronc70 got pretty much the same value for whp from vt that he did from crank bhp at P.E, which seems to me to say that you should take vt's dynojet values as crank not wheel horse power?

LOL, I rest my case your honour.

Didn't take long for old issues to be revisited did it, if I were admin I'd whip this whole thread into oblivion as some people obviously can't just leave something be.

As for the 80mph limiter, I forgot to add to my first reply, very amusing, had a good chuckle at that lol.

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Haven't seen you around for some while Matt!
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LOL, I rest my case your honour.

Didn't take long for old issues to be revisited did it, if I were admin I'd whip this whole thread into oblivion as some people obviously can't just leave something be.

As for the 80mph limiter, I forgot to add to my first reply, very amusing, had a good chuckle at that lol.

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Have i missed something ross?

was just questioning how a std car made more whp than its rated crank figure.

Im sure others have wondered this to.

P.s: can we keep this on topic ross.
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Haven't seen you around for some while Matt!
Ive been around, just been busy thats all.

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sorry.. i don't understand. Who is banned? Is there a list of banned members?
All the people from Volvotuning.... Adam, Hamish, and Nat... its a long story lol - I'm sure Ashok will fill you in if you ask him
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Have i missed something ross?

was just questioning how a std car made more whp than its rated crank figure.

Im sure others have wondered this to.

P.s: can we keep this on topic ross.
On the contrary I don't think I've ever seen you miss anything.

As far as I was aware the topic was the humorous addition of an 80mph limiter to Wobbly's car, thats the title after all, it was also brought up in the initial post about reinstating adam etc, this the spate of posts about this.

My point was that yet again you have not missed a chance to jump on any figures and publicly try and defame VT, what's the point, it's just gone and put the thread straight onto the same vain as the countless other threads that led to all the hassle in the first place. As far as the general good of the forum goes, IMO it can do without it, hence my post. It's laughable and I think there's plenty of the same threads all over the forum if anyone needs any info.

If you wish to take the tone that "all you were doing is asking" then thats your choice, or maybe you really don't notice that's the way the post comes across.

I don't particularly rate VT tbh, though have never tried their work but for my own reasosn would never use them for any work, just in case it looked like I had a bias, yet even with that opinion it's still very obvious to me that there are certain people who just live for the chance to belittle somone else or question what they have done or achieved.

To be honest I'd rather all I had said now was "80mph limiter, funny, lol" but I won't go editing my posts so I'll just leave it at that. Wobbly put up an innocent post, with a wee dig at the end, and look what happened, hopefully admin will remove the whole thing as there's nothing constructive being said towards the good of the forum by anyone, including myself.

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