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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 20:13   #171
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Is it just me or was this Tosser an extra from " DELIVERANCE" ?


I have a funny feeling that he has crooked teeth, chews tbaca, LOVES ALL OF HIS FAMILY and plays a Banjo.

Now where did i put my Paddle .
i have funny crooked teeth, chew tobaca, lovels all my family, but i dont play a banjo, i play the fiddle !!

so you wernt quite right about me, you also wrong about seeing my car as not being as good as it is.

ohh, must go, someones calling me about my t5 for £1950
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 20:16   #172
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just had an offer of £1500 cash for my t5,

he also said i could sleep with his wife,

but ner, i told him im after more than that.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 20:31   #173
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I bet you would rather he offered his dog hey Keith
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I bet you would rather he offered his dog hey Keith
dont need another dog, ive got 2 lovely dogs already.
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Last thing i have to say on this subject http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...BD7&FORM=LKVR#
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Old Aug 28th, 2011, 00:27   #176
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Last thing i have to say on this subject http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...BD7&FORM=LKVR#

the only way you can end this is by handing me the £1950 cash for my car.
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I can quite Honestly say that in all the Years I have owned, Run, Posted & Participated in "Forums" I have NEVER ONCE found it necessary to use the "ignore" Button


But Fer YOU fella I WILL make an Exception !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....

I would STRONGLY suggest that all the other Members on here who find you as stupid as I do, do the same ...
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I would STRONGLY suggest that all the other Members on here who find you as stupid as I do, do the same ...
yeah, technology is good, but would be better if there was a filter i could set which blocks timeswasters and allows genuine messages through of people who are interested in buying my car.
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Old Aug 28th, 2011, 17:23   #179
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Thumbs up this is a real advert

just to let you folks know this isnt a wind up.

all the usual volvo problems on my car for sale have been sorted.

yes, its that good to believe, most of you think its not a real advert.

but it is a genuine advert, genuine car for sale.

get it before its sold !
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Old Aug 28th, 2011, 23:43   #180
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"yeah, technology is good, but would be better if there was a filter i could set which blocks timeswasters and allows genuine messages through of people who are interested in buying my car. "

Looking at an empty thread wouldn't be as funny though.
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