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Old Nov 29th, 2021, 17:18   #6
CNGBiFuel
Classic P80 1999 BiFuel
 

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Love the car-trade. Seems many take it on board. I chuckle.

It gets risible… 150 mpg with special carburettors, some widget holds the secret of eternal-youth and huge civilisations live under the sea.

You know the kind of thing:

Stickers = +5 hp
Spoilers = +10hp
Big-bore fart cannon = + 50hp
Black paint = +100hp
These are race parts, so they’re certain to be "good for my car”.

Add a few upgrades together and any car’s a 700bhp fire-breathing monster doing 70mpg. Women drag you from your car and beg for sex. Lest we forget the beard-brigade that’ll only buy main dealer oil. plugs, filters etc, and don’t get me started on snake-oil, braided-hoses and the myriad big brake-fallacies?

The more you spend, the more you lose.

Don't have me wrong - Few could truly blame the car-trade. They want to sell 'race-parts' and.... er, we willingly suck up this tripe.
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