Well Volvorocks, it would appear that your Volvo doesn't rock you at all! The clear (and repeated) message from this thread is that we all have our own opinions, so here's mine:
Whilst the XC60 is by no means perfect, your discontent seems to emanate from a combination of you:
- being extremely fussy
- not reading or understanding the handbook properly
- choosing options which you didn't fully understand
- being of freakish physical proportions
- potentially having some faults on the car (eg sensus)
- not being diligent enough on the test drive
- not having enough to do.
If I owned a car which had a list of flaws so much larger than the pros I would sell it immediately and buy something else. I advise that you do the same. That way, when you then find the inevitable list of flaws on the new motor, you can post them on that forum instead of this one.