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Old Jun 12th, 2020, 21:41   #4
Puddle2
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Originally Posted by Joe Harding View Post
It’s the Volvo geriatric ejector seat. Similar to the sort used in fighter aircraft but more sedate. In the event of ejection being deployed, an alarm will sound, a flask of tea and a ham sandwich will be delivered to the driver and over the course of the next five minutes the seat will propel him gently through the windscreen. The car will then cruise to a stop outside the nearest National Trust property.
I will now chuckle myself to sleep.......I hope I am replying to Joe........that’s the funniest thing I have read in a while.
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