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Originally Posted by iainmd
Reminds me of the old obituary in the Aberdeen Press and Journal:
"Peter Reid fae Peterhead is Deid. Volvo for sale"  |
That's much funnier with the full context that the fella placing the ad was Peter's brother and as he was paying by the line he kept it as brief as he could. When informed he had a few more words left and would he like to say anything else, he thought long and hard and added 'Volvo for sale'.