Would this cat fit
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324310217...0AAOSwDa1fb59C ??
I know it may not be type approved for your car, but for £30 it may be worth taking a chance ? I'm not sure that MOT testers would be bothered or not, by the type approval regs as long as it passes the emissions. May be it can be mounted with the identifying numbers facing up,making them more difficult to read, or alternatively any identity numbers/ symbols could be damaged by that ridiculously high speed hump ???