Well the other night I pushed our 1.8 to about 155mph on the motorway,
Faster, faster, I shouted but a Porche got in the way, he was hogging the overtaking lane so I had to hold back but I found that all the braking I had to do to slow down for the Porche made my brake fliud boil to the point of nothing there.
Suddenly the brakes came back on again to full effect, spinning the car round and around all over the place, threw me up in the air out of the window and I landed on the ground.
When I came to, I realised I had fallen out of bed, blimey what a fool I felt !!
